Building a Jewish Monster Hunting Gear Box Part 1

My Jewish monster hunting gear boxes were ready to go. But what was in them?

Last night was Shabbat, one of the two nights (along with Tuesday), that Agrat bat Maḥlat, one of the queens of the shedim (aka demons), haunts the air with her train of eighteen myriads of messengers of destruction (1). With Havadalh behind me, I was out on patrol driving around in my beloved Honda Element loaded with all my Jewish monster hunting gear….ready for Agrat or whatever else might happen.

Actually I was home reading. Like usual. But my Jewish monster hunting gear boxes were ready to go. But what was in them?

Before I list out what I’ve collected so far, I want to point out that my gear collection is authentic if a bit eclectic. It draws draws from a range of Jewish sources and time periods, includes Ashkenazi, Sephardic, and Misrachi elements, mixes rabbinic and kabbalistic elements with elements from Jewish women’s segulot and prekante (Hebrew and Ladino terms for household charms) and Jewish medical lore. My goal is was to develop the gear that a modern ba’al shem (wonder rabbi) (2) or babske refuah (wise woman) (3) might have on hand. Just in case Agrat bat Maḥlat shows up or, more practically, I get to teach a class.

Part 1. Here’s a list of my original Jewish monster hunting gear.

In some cases I provide links on where to buy your own. These are just examples. I don’t have any financial relationship with the vendors. Please buy from small local business if you can.

Anti Shedim Gear
  • Hardwood ash. Sprinkle it on the floor to see shedim foot prints. (Brickhouse Acres or any soap making supplier)
  • 2 small jars of jam. Shedim like jam. There are lots of reasons to be hospitable and get on speaking terms with shedim. (Cost Plus World Market or your any grocery store or farmers market)
  • Salt. Shedim and ghosts don’t like salt and it can be used as a barrier.
  • Iron pins. Traditionally, a Jew would wear an iron pin when traveling. Giving how much metal we carry with us these days wearing an iron pin isn’t really necessary..but it can’t hurt either. (Creating-Unkamen @ Etsy)
  • Kero masa wood. According to the Talmud (Pesachim 111b), kero masa is harmful to shedim (4). Kero masa is sorbus, also known as the Serviceberry Tree. This stick is Latvian rowan wood, a kind of sorbus. (TrueWilderness @ Etsy)
  • Shofar. Shedim can be scared by loud noises..so blowing a shofar is a go-to move. This is a cheap one I picked up on my one trip to Israel. Someday I’ll get a better one and learn to blow it properly. (Any local or online Judaica vendor)
Exorcism Kit
Ketoret Gear
  • Amber incense. Shedim hate strong smells. Incense points back to the priestly koteret incense (Scents of Earth or a lot of Etsy sellers)
  • Wooden pipe (for regular tobacco). Shedim hate strong smells but, more importantly, there is a tradition of rabbi’s smoking pipes with the mysitical intention of invoking the powers of the temple incense (koteret) to banish demons and plagues. (Any pipe will do. I like this walnut one. HousewarmingUA)
Amulets
  • Shmirah amulet (the big one with the upturned hand). Amulet to protect mother and baby from Lilith the demon queen. Amulets like this are hung in baby’s rooms and hospital delivery rooms. (Eichlers)
  • Anti-COVID amulet. I picked this up on eBay from an Israeli seller. No idea who the scribe was or if it’s intended for the Charedi community or the tourist trade. Probably the latter, but it’s still cool. (eBay)
  • Hamsa. Anti-evil eye charm. This one’s a cheap key chain. I have a couple of other ones but no really nice ones. (Nice vintage ones show up on eBay regularly. I’ll get one eventually.)
Amulet Making Kit
  • A box of amulet making gear, including kosher torah ink, 5 kosher mezuzah klafs, 2 kosher quills, a metal scribal blade (for scratching out errors) and some replacement blades. – An experienced Ba’al Shem makes their own amulets. (A sofer supply store such as HaSofer)
Estrie Gear
  • String. For tying up an estries hair. They lose their power when their hair is tied up.
  • Rocks. Killing an estrie isn’t hard, but getting them to stay dead is. You nead to bury them with rocks in their mouths.
  • Salt. If you hurt an estrie you can heal it by giving it your bread and salt.
Entrenching Tool
  • Army surplus shovel / entrenching tool. For digging a trench over a grave, in order to become willingly possessed by with an Ibbur (eBay)
Books

Prayer books. Got to be ready for anything. I carry a vintage US Army Jewish prayerbook, a rabbi’s manual, and small “Prayers and Meditations” for funeral usage. Not in this picture, but I also have a couple of tahara manuals (preparation of the dead for burial).

Shabbat kit
  • Shabbat kit. Portable Shabbat candle holders and matches case
  • Havadala kit. Candle and candlholder, a collapsable wine glass (not pictured), and besamim. All of which have anti-demon properties, the besamim in particular.
Medical Kit

I usually have some of my medical kit in my gear box as well. I’ll document my medical gear in another post, but I usually have lead and cloves on hand in case of the evil eye.

Notes and References

(1) Peasachim 112B.15 “With regard to the instruction: Do not go out alone at night, the Gemara states that this is as it was taught in a baraita: One should not go out alone at night, neither on Tuesday nights nor on Shabbat nights, i.e., Friday nights, becausethe demon Agrat, daughter of Maḥalat, she and 180,000 angels of destruction go out at these times. And as each and every one of them has permission to destroy by itself, they are all the more dangerous when they go forth together. The Gemara states: Initially, these demons were present every day. Once Agrat, daughter of Maḥalat, met Rabbi Ḥanina ben Dosa and said to him: Had they not announced about you in the Heavens: Be careful of Ḥanina and his Torah, I would have placed you in danger. He said to her: If I am considered important in Heaven, I decree upon you that you should never travel through inhabited places. She said to him: I beg you, leave me a little space. He left for her Shabbat nights and Tuesday nights. And furthermore, once Agrat, daughter of Maḥalat met Abaye and said to him: Had they not announced about you in the Heavens: Be careful of Naḥmani, Abaye, and his Torah, I would have placed you in danger. He said to her: If I am considered important in Heaven, I decree upon you that you should never pass through inhabited places. The Gemara asks: But we see that, notwithstanding these anecdotes, demons do pass through inhabited areas.”

(2) Ba’al Shem were, and in some places still are, Jewish healers, exorcists, and amulet makers. While not “monster hunter’s” per se, they are pretty darn close. See YIVO’s article Ba’al Shem, for an overview. Ba’al Shem could be formally elite rabbi’s or folks who pieced their knowledge together as they could. But they were guys. Ba’al shem is an Ashkenazi term, but there were Sephardic and Mizrachi equivalents.

(3) Babske Refues were, and still are, older women well versed in traditional home healing lore including exorcisms and protection from the evil eye. See YIVO’s article on Health and Healing. Again, I’m using a Yiddish term but am absolutely including Sephardic and Mizrachi equivalents.

(4) The text of Pesachim 111b reads “And any tree whose wood is hard, its shadow is dangerous, except for the tree called kero masa. Although its wood is hard, its shadow is not dangerous, as the demon said to her son: Leave the kero masa tree alone, as it was that tree that killed your father. And the tree later killed the son too. The kero masa tree is harmful to demon” Despite this claim, I’m not aware of any Jewish tradition that involves the practical use of kero masa to defend against demons. I figure it doesn’t hurt to keep a bit around, just in case.

Serah Bat Asher, Immortal Secret Keeper. The Passover Spiel.

Here’s a fun version of the Serah bat Asher story I wrote up and read at a friend’s “Harry Potter” themed passover seder last year. Thought I’d share it.

We are a people of history, of memory, of continuity. We teach. And we remember.

When Moses readied the Hebrews to leave, after the final terrible plagues and after the Angel of Death had passed over their doors, there was still one last task. A promise that needed to be kept. A promise far older than the pharaoh who was even now readying his chariots and soldiers. A promise demanded by Joseph, son of Jacob the patriarch, at the very beginning of the Hebrews sojourn in Egypt. Joseph had his brothers and their children promise that someday, when they would finally leave Egypt and travel to the promised land, they would take Joseph with them. 

But it is 400 years later and Moses, who was raised in Pharaoh’s house, did not know where the bones of Joseph were buried. Nor did the elders of the Hebrews. The burial had been in secret. So they went to Serah bat Asher and Serah knew. Serah knew because she was Serah the immortal, who had been there 400 years earlier. Serah was the adopted daughter of Asher, who was Jacob’s son and Joseph’s brother. Serah had been Jacob’s favorite, studying at her grandfather’s knee and learning all the old lore. She not only learned about the one God but the deep secrets of how God made the universe, and how the universe could be remade, all that Jacob had learned from Shem and Ever, the son and grandson of Noah. For her devout diligence, God had blessed her with learning and understanding.

And then Jacob blessed her with immortality. After Joseph was betrayed by his brothers and sold into slavery in Egypt, Jacob had broken. He mourned and grieved for Joseph, with a face wet with tears that never dried. When, years later, the brothers learned that Joseph, with God’s help, still lived and flourished in Egypt, they rushed to tell Jacob. But they feared the news might be too much of a shock, that it might kill their father. So they begged Serah to tell him, to find a way to ease the news. And Serah knew how. She took her harp and sat next to Jacob as he prayed, as she always did. She played and sang all the prayers of Jacob’s heart. As Jacob was filled with prayer and was closest to God, she sang new words to him. She sang of Joseph being alive and healthy and that Jacob would see him soon. Jacob finished his prayers, weeping now in joy, and blessed Serah, saying “My ‎daughter, may death never prevail against you forever, for you have revived my spirit.” The blessing of a patriarch is a powerful thing.

Death never did prevail against her. So she was there when the Jacob and the brothers went down to Egypt. She was there when Joseph made the brothers promise to take him with them when they left Egypt. And she was there, years later, watching quietly from the tall grasses, when the Egyptian wizards sunk Joseph’s body in a hidden spot in the Nile river, in a metal coffin, covered with sigils and signs, such that it would never rise again. Because the Egyptian wizards knew that the Hebrews would never abandon Joseph and would never leave if they could not find his bones.

That is why, 400 years later when Moses came to her, she was able to lead him to where Joseph’s metal coffin had been sunk. She stood with Moses, as Moses, in God’s name and using the names of God that Serah had learned, said “Joseph, Joseph, the time has arrived about which the Holy One, Blessed be He, took an oath saying that I (God) will redeem you. And the time for fulfillment of the oath that you administered to the Jewish people that they will bury you in Eretz Yisrael has arrived. If you show yourself, it is good, but if not, we are clear from your oath.” Immediately, the casket of Joseph floated to the top of the water.

Serah, the immoral, had learned great secrets and had shared them with her people and sustained them.

When God divided the Red Sea, Serah bat Asher crossed the dry sea bed with Moses and Miriam and the rest of the Hebrews, marveling at the miracle.

Serah was with them at Sinai, when Moses came down from the mountain with the tablets of the commandments, as well as gifts given by angels including Moses’ sword, his great book of spells. Serah was with them when Moses fought and destroyed the giant Og, King of Bashan, who had lived since before Noah and had tried to throw down a mountain on Moses and the Hebrews (but the spell book and the giant are stories for a different night). And Serah was with them when, at last, they entered Eretz Yisrael with two arks, the holy ark with God’s commandments that was venerated by the people and a second ark, that was shielded from the people, an ark that carried Joseph’s bones finally fulfilling the old promise.

And so it was two thousand years later, when Serah lived in Eretz Yisrael, in the Galilee, in the north, that she stood outside the schoolhouse of Rabbi Yohannan and listened.

Rabbi Yohanan was [once] sitting and expounding about how the waters became like a wall for Israel [at the time they miraculously passed through the Sea which had split open before them to permit their Exodus from Egypt]. Rabbi Yohanan explained that the waters looked like a lattice. However, just at that moment, Serah bat Asher looked in and said: I was there and they (the waters) were not like that but rather like lighted windows.

It is now 2000 years after that, more than 4000 years after Serah bat Asher was born. Some believe that she still lives, still sharing her memories and helping us remember who we have been and who we are. Others believe that she moved to Persia and, during the fire at the great synagogue of Esfahan, ascended directly to heaven to again study with Jacob and to intercede with God when her people needed healing and help. Either way, Serah the immortal never died, and tonight is a night to remember Serah and to thank God for memory and wisdom and to thank our parents and teachers and friends and Rabbi’s and everyone we learn from. 

Chag sameach!

Monster Hunting… Jewish Style

According to Jewish tradition, the world around us is filled with demons, ghosts, giants and angels, and creatures of all types. But the Judaism I was raised with downplays and rationalizes them away, to the point where they’re just forgotten dusty metaphors. They won’t go away, though. It’s impossible to read the Torah, the Talmud or any of the commentaries without being constantly reminded of them. And they still have lessons to teach us, whether or not you believe in them or not.

For millenia, Jews have lived with these creatures and have had practical means for coping with them. Avoid the wilds. Wear iron when you travel between cities. Place jam on a plate and leave it to be found. In this blog, I’m hoping to piece together this legacy from original sources and contemporary scholars. And, hopefully, to learn more deeply what it means to be Jewish, to love Torah and to understand God. And to have a lot of fun fighting monsters. Or, at least, learning how.

To close, in the words, of the Shlomo Luntschitz’ Kli Yakar (1602),

And there is also a third way [to know about the existence of God], but not every one is capable of it, and that is to come to know about the existence of God, may He be blessed, through investigation and knowledge of all that is to be found in all of the three worlds and this is their order:

At first, the researcher must understand the essence of things in the lowest world, since it is the easiest research [that exists].

And after knowing their essence, he should [seek to] also understand the essence of the creatures of the middle world. And from there, he should go up, [as] with a ladder going up the different levels, to know the essence of the highest world.

And from there, he should go up to know and fathom that there is God who is found to ride upon all of them [and] who arranged them in this fashion…